Tot Swap!
Posted by randyoldman in Writing on May 15, 2010
You’ve given the little guy everything he could possibly want: besides the usual food, clothing, and shelter, you’ve given him every toy you never had. Even a bed made to look like a racing car. Then think of what you HAVEN’T given him: siblings, strange disease, rules, a bedtime.
What do you get back? Non-stop crying. He never stops. You didn’t get him what he wanted fast enough. It was the wrong color (he wanted the red bed).
In the past, we threw our unwanted kids away. Or we put up with their awful behavior. Why put up when you can trade up?
Now, in this computer age, you can get rid of your problem child forever with just a few clicks. You post a description of your child, then look for the child you’d rather have. Click click click and you’ve made your choice.
It’s called TotSwap.com
Try it today! You’ve got nothing to lose but a bratty child!
randyoldman